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Golden Goose Biologics
Any human is a bioreactor. Swallow the capsule, mail back the output.
W23Under Consent DecreeBiotechMarketplaceBiologic drugs are grown in steel tanks that cost $400M to build and sit idle a third of the year. Meanwhile there are eight billion bioreactors walking around, maintaining their own temperature, sourcing their own feedstock, and paying their own rent.
Golden Goose producers swallow a capsule of engineered gut flora that expresses a target therapeutic protein. For the next six weeks they go about their lives. Twice a day they use our prepaid, discreet, cold-chain return kit. We handle downstream purification. We do not discuss downstream purification at recruiting dinners.
Producers earn $11 per gram of qualified output, which makes this the first gig-economy job you cannot be late for. Our top producer cleared $61,000 last year and describes the work as "honestly the most regular I've ever been."
We are operating under a consent decree with the FDA, which we have framed and hung in the lobby, because it is the first document in which a federal agency acknowledges that the process works.
Active founders
Caspian Thorne-Adeyemi
Co-founder & CEO
Bioprocess engineer. Spent six years optimizing a 20,000-liter tank before asking the question that ended his employment there.
Dr. Wilhelmina Katz-Oduya
Co-founder & CSO
Microbiome researcher. Has eaten every version of the product. Holds the internal yield record and would like that to stop being the first thing people mention.